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Laugh a Little!

Itโ€™s summertime. Things are a lot more laid back and easy-going. And I personally am in full vacation-mode as I write this. So I openly confess my taking the easy way out on this monthโ€™s column. But I also thought it would just be FUN to have some kids share their favorite jokes with us. (Did all of you see โ€œChewbacca Momโ€ break the Internet a couple of months ago? Clearly, the world is hungry for laughter!) So here are some chuckle-worthy jokes from some of our youngest comediansโ€ฆ

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here while I go on ahead. (Tyler, 9)

Whatโ€™s the longest pencil in the world? Pennsylvania. (Isaac, 6)

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer. (Ryan, 7)

What ended in 1876? 1875. (Tyler, 12)

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! (Tanner, 4)

What do you call a fish with no eye? Fshhhhh. (Tyler, 9)

What do you call a camel with 100 humps? They donโ€™t exist anymore! (Wyatt, 4)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. (Liam, 12)

What did Dela Wear? Her New Jersey! (Ryleigh, 7)

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. (Ryan, 7)

Where do fish keep their money? The riverbank. (Tyler, 9)

Okay, so a few of us adults had to get in on the joke-sharing, tooโ€ฆ

What do you call lice on a bald manโ€™s head? Homeless. (Megan, 33)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesnโ€™t matterโ€ฆHeโ€™s not going to come to you anyway. (Ben, 40)

What do you call cheese that doesnโ€™t belong to you? Nacho cheese. (Carrie, 41)

But the winning joke goes to 5-year-old Eleanor, because she made this one up all by herself and because it has become a father/daughter tradition, specifically at stop lights around town.

Eleanor: Knock knock.

Papi: Whoโ€™s there?

Eleanor: Banana brain.

Papi: Banana brain who?

Eleanor: Banana brain Papi!

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